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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Er, my teacher, Zelda

    Artist: Monkees
    Real Lyric: Your Auntie Griselda

    The story:

    I'd watched the TV reruns on Nickelodeon as a kid, and to this
    day that's how I always heard the lyric. I didn't know how
    wrong I was until I got nostalgic and watched some old
    episodes...and one had the song title listed. I'd had some
    mean teachers in school, so I think my misheard makes more

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