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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Eli's coming,
    Hide your honker.

    Artist: Three Dog Night
    Song: Eli's Comin'
    Real Lyric: Eli's coming, Hide your heart, girl.
    The story:

    This wasn't actually my mistake. A friend of mine and I were watching TV during the NFL draft, and one guy named Eli came up. I said, "I always think of the song 'Eli's Coming' when I hear that name". She replied, "Oh, the one that goes *she begins singing here* 'Eli's coming, hide your honker, Eli's coming, hide your honker'?"

    I have no idea what made her think that those words were even remotely correct.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    4/25/2004 10:52 pm

    Age it happened

    25

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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