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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Eenie meenie miney mo, catch a fat chick by her toe

    Artist: Sean Kingston
    Real Lyric: Eenie meenie miney mo, catch a bad chick by her toe

    The story:

    Even though I very STRONGLY dislike Justin Beiber and anyone else **sociated with him,I found myself belting out the song at home. When it came to that part,my younger sister gave me the strangest look and asked "Catch a FAT chick by her toe? You think Justin Beiber goes for fat chicks?" She then explained to me my mistake,and ever since then if she has to pick between two things,she sings my "personalized" version of eenie meenie miney mo.

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