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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Eat the neighbor's dog.

    Artist: Sepultura
    Song: Amen
    Real Lyric: In the name of God.
    The story:

    My boyfriend was the one who misheard this one. We were in
    the garage playing video games and listening to Sepultura's
    Chaos A.D. album when the song came on. My boyfriend gave
    the speakers a funny look and said, "Eat the neighbor's dog??!!"
    I nearly died laughing! Luckily I had already read the lyrics so, in
    between fits of laugter, I was able to tell him the right words.
    Although, if I hadn't already read the words to the song, I might
    have also misheard that line.

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