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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Don't m********e with a diet shake

    Artist: Corey Hart
    Real Lyric: Don't masquerade with the guy in shades



    The story:

    I swear this is true. My friend Cindy (she was in her twenties at the time)thought the guy was singing don't m********e with a diet shake. Don't ask me how she thought these lyrics could possibly have made sense in any context. There was another song out at the same time - don't know the name or artist, but the line was: "Nobody's gonna break my stride..." Cindy thought that was: "nobody's gonna break my spine" (let's hope not!)

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