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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Don't have to be a big BOX Hollywood star
    Don't have to drive a super car to get far
    Don't have to live a life of power and wealth
    Don't have to be IN UNIFORM but it helps

    Artist: Pet Shop Boys
    Song: Love Etc.
    Real Lyric: Don't have to be a big bucks Hollywood starDon't have to drive a super car to get farDon't have to live a life of power and wealthDon't have to be beautiful but it helps

    The story:

    I misheard these lyrics when watching the music video of Love etc. on YouTube, and only found out the real lyric when I bought the album Yes, on which this song features.

    Not especially embarrassing, but the mental image of Neil Tennant preferring men in uniform stuck in my mind for some reason, so I was a bit disappointed when I found out the true words to the song!

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