Don't get in a piss fight, that pretty face can't
be replaced

The story:

As we were watching the 2015 Eurovision Song
Contest, my mum suggested this one during the
diabolical UK performance. Also, since most of the
song's lyrics are simply misogynistic and lame, it
did make sense that the male singer was worried
that the female singer would end the night
flinging her urine violently at other people.
Probably over the fact that the song only got 5
points!