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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Don't fly away, and leave me to myself
    Don't fly away
    And leave my bleeding hemorrhage
    In my hands again
    Leave my bleeding hemorrhage
    In my hands
    My ass is bleeding

    Artist: Fuel
    Song: Hemorrhage
    Real Lyric: Donít fall away, and leave me to myselfDonít fall away and leave love bleedingIn my hands, in my hands againLeave love bleedingIn my hands, in my handsLeave love bleeding

    The story:

    Ummm, I've been basically singing this song this way for years (always in private, fortunately) until I finally bought the song on iTunes, and decided to look up the lyrics. Personally, I think my lyrics make WAY more sense with the title, but that's just me.

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