"Don't come out tonight
It's bound to take your life
There's a bathroom on the right"

The story:

My mother always listened to this type of music, very loudly, when I was growing up. I always sang it with the word "bathrrom", but it was so loud that my mom never heard me. When I was about 14 or 15, the song came on the radio when I was hanging out with some friends. I was like, o, I love this song, and started singing along. When it came to the bathroom part, i sang it like I always had. All of my firends just started laughing. The we all laughing at me so hard it took about 5 minutes for them to be able to control themselves enough to tell me what it was supposed to be.