Don't call me daughter, my bedroom.
The picture kit will remind me.

The story:

I saw the real lyrics online. I knew that Eddie Vedder could not have been singing about a bedroom or a picture kit (whatever that is), but enunciation is not his strong suit. I still like my version, and sing "my bedroom" whenever the song comes on the radio. I also sing "picture kit," and hope to receive one (whatever it is) as a gift one day.