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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Don't be shamed, darling don't be shamed.

    Artist: Wayne Newton
    Song: Danke Schoen
    Real Lyric: Danke Schoen, darling Danke Schoen.
    The story:

    Inspired by Ferris Bueller's Day off, I decided to start singing my version of Danke Schoen: "Don't be shamed, darling, don't be shamed" to my boyfriend. He was like, I'm pretty sure it's saying "Danke Schoen" and I started cracking up, sure that he was making up words. He kept singing it and I was laughing so hard I was crying- I really thought that I was right and that he was insane. I thought hearing him sing it was the greatest thing because I was sure he was completely wrong. So we decided to google the lyrics and sure enough "Danke Schoen" it was.

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