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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Don't be blind to the big surprise
    swimming round and round like a deadly ham
    on a radio clock.

    Artist: The B-52s
    Real Lyric: Don't be blind to the big surpriseswimming round and round like the deadly handof a radium clock.



    The story:

    I have been singing it this way since the album came out, in front of anyone who cared to listen. I just found out today (in 2001, at age 34) the real lyrics.

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