The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
Well, my sister really digs The Offspring. As a punk band, the lyrics aren't always very clear. We were both convinced that the lyrics were "Donkey Kong." So convinced in fact, that we had actually figured out the *meaning* of our fake lyrics. You see, video games promote genocide; they really do, too. In the game, Donkey Kong and all the other monkeys spend all of their time killing off as many members of the lizard-people as they can. Makes sense, right? It's not that far fetched that a group of punkers would've written a sarcastic song about Nitendo games, is it?
Submitted by
Anonymous
Submitted on
9/21/2003 9:11 am
Age it happened
16
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
Yes
Was partying involved?
No
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