Donkey Kong, every day
On our pillow mint we pray

The story:

I was bored at work 1 day at my computer help desk job when I decided to look up just what the hell they were saying. When I realized how off I was & how it reflected on my immature state of mind, it felt like I was wearing a big red clown nose.

I think my version is a reflection of the generation of slacker video games playing generation expecting everything, taking everything for granted & absolutely expecting the chocolate mint ("Just a little mint sir, wafer-thin." ref Monty Python) on our pillow when we go to our comfy bed every night, like everything will be done FOR us.