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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

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    Dirty sex, twenty-four, dirty sex, what a winnin' hand

    Artist: Commodores
    Song: Brick House
    Real Lyric: Thirty-six, twenty-four, thirty-six, what a winnin' hand

    The story:

    I never realized they were talking about measurements and always **sumed it was "dirty sex".

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    Submitted by

    LOLeriffic

    Submitted on

    4/29/2009 12:23 pm

    Age it happened

    12

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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