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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Dirty feet! Under sheets!
    Dirty feet and they're under sheets... OH!

    Artist: AC/DC
    Real Lyric: Dirty deeds! Done dirt cheap!Dirty deeds, and they're done dirt cheap... oooh!



    The story:

    I thought these were the lyrics for years! Any time I had been walking around barefoot before bedtime, especially in the summer, I would check to see if I had "dirty feet." Just the way AC/DC said the "oooh!" sounded like having dirty feet under your sheets was totally and completely repulsive!!!

    I recently revisited my mistaken lyrics just this past Spring, when in a hotel room with my husband - the carpeting in our room was filthy, and when we went to get into bed, I found that the soles of our feet were black. I started singing these lyrics, and insisted that we wash up in the bathroom!

    We snickered about the song for a long time before actually falling asleep that night.

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