The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
drunk one night doing karaoke at the local,noticed the lyrics on the big TV were 'wrong' when I went to sing them.
Made them stop the music! assured everyone in the pub via microphone they were wrong and had a laugh about how stupid done dirt cheap would sound,and insisted they change the lyric sheet after I sang the song again with my incorrect lyrics and a wink and smile.
couldnt figure out why everyone had gone quiet,then pissed themselves laughing. So embarrassing I never went back to that pub. in fact I left town.
Submitted by
Anonymous
Submitted on
7/14/2003 9:33 pm
Age it happened
23
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
Yes
Was partying involved?
No
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