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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Desmond has a barrow in the marketplace
    Molly is the singer in a band
    Desmond say to Molly, girl I’d like to punch your face
    And Molly says this as she takes him by the hand

    Artist: The Beatles
    Real Lyric: Desmond has a barrow in the marketplace Molly is the singer in a band Desmond say to Molly, girl I like you face And Molly says this as she takes him by the hand



    The story:

    I said to a friend that I would want to punch her face too if she kept spouting gibberish like that. They wondered what I was talking about and guffawed with laughter when I explained about the bit where Desmond wants to punch her face.

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