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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    dee taaar leeny!

    Artist: Pretenders
    Real Lyric: I been driving... detroit leaning...
    The story:

    dee tar leeny or something like that. sometimes you write a song & dont manage to finish all the lyrics before you record it, and you sing nonsense syllables which end up staying, and no one realises there were never any words at that bit because it sounds suggestive and everyone has a theory about everything, dont they?

    suede covered the song, and while chrissie hynde kindly claimed it better than her own original version, suede alas totally fluffed the detroit leaning line, and sang 'teetorlini', presumably a kind of pasta quite unrelated to the song but nice enough in itself.

    detroit leaning is a way of driving, i think, with your arm out of the window perhaps - i cant remember.

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