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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Decomposing policy
    Hot enforcing ministry
    Gaping with judicial farts
    Check the hiding nation crawl

    Artist: Slayer
    Song: Dittohead
    Real Lyric: Unimposing policyNo enforcing ministryGaping with judicial flawsWatch a fading nation crawl
    The story:

    I'm finnish, so I might have minor problems with sang(or shouted)english...
    I was in a mosh pit with my friend and started singing TOO loudly along with the band, next thing I noticed I was deep red and half of the people in the pit laughed at me(Laughing is contagious)! I just hope none of the Slayer heard me...
    I do not take any medication, but finnish politicians make me go all-doody!!

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    8/17/2003 9:53 pm

    Age it happened

    17

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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