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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Dead full with the life from below
    Love me Bastard, Conquistador
    Give me some or show me the floor
    Metal heavy, soft at the core
    Gimme burro, gimme some more

    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age
    Song: You Think I Ain't Worth a Dollar, but I Feel Like a Millionaire
    Real Lyric: Dead bull with a life from the lowI’ll be massive conquistadorGive me soul or show me the doorMetal heavy, soft at the coreGimme toro, gimme some more

    The story:

    Me and my buddy were talking in class about how weird the lyrics were to that song, and we got into this big debate, him saying, "Love me bastard, conquestador? What the hell does that mean," and me saying, "Does any of it make sense?" Needless to say, I was forced to go home and see I was incorrect, but I belive that nobody won this battle.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    5/3/2003 9:45 am

    Age it happened

    17

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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