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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Dance on my balls,
    Cat f***ing a handbag,
    Yours, only yours,
    A walrus tickle dance pad,
    It's no lie,
    Lisa in the crowd said:
    Look Harry had a
    Vagina Malfunction!

    Artist: Caramell
    Song: Caramelldansen
    Real Lyric: Dansa med ossKlappa era handerGor som vi gorTa nagra steg at vansterLysnna och larMissa inte chansenNu ar vi har medCaramelldansen(Swedish)

    The story:

    I honestly thought the song was supposed to be in
    English, but when I realized the song was in
    Swedish, I was mortified at what I had been hearing
    all this time.

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    Submitted by

    RustedOlive

    Submitted on

    1/17/2014 3:00 am

    Age it happened

    20

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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    OH GOD IM DYING

    TrueEnder May 16, 2015 6:47 pm