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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Dairy cheese!

    Artist: The Beatles
    Real Lyric: Billy shears

    The story:

    I never understood what dairy cheese had to do with anything, but figured they were high or something when they wrote it!

    I realized I had been wrong all these years when I went to a Beatles cover band consert, and heard them say Billy Shears, not dairy cheese.

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    I heard this the exact same way too! XD Only both my sister and I thought it was "dirty cheese", and I didn't even know it was "Billy Shears".

    LilbunUWiz Aug 19, 2009 3:10 am