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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Daddy gave me away
    My Daddy gave me away

    Artist: Everclear
    Real Lyric: Daddy gave me a nameMy Daddy gave me a name



    The story:

    Long version: The song came on the music channel at work and I said, "I wonder if that really happened to this guy..." and they said, "what...?" and I said, "that song is really sad -- he's saying, 'My Daddy gave me away...'" and one of the guys said, "are you sure... I don't think that's what he's saying..." well I fought tooth and nail and finally said, "I'll look it up..." and did but I started reading the lyrics and got to the part where it said, "My Daddy gave me a name..." and kept reading 'cause I still hadn't realized that I was wrong and then they started laughing and I didn't realize why until they said, "you just read it and you still don't realize you were wrong..." Short version: My face got really red and I just got quiet.

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