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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    'Cuz she's an X-bot and I'm Moriarty.(1st hearing.)

    Guess he's an expert, and I'm more retarded. (2nd
    hearing.)

    Artist: Cee Lo Green
    Song: Forget You
    Real Lyric: I guess he's an Xbox and I'm more Atari,



    The story:

    In my defense, the only time I listen to the radio
    is at work, where it can get very loud at times. I
    figured I had heard the lyrics wrong, but it wasn't
    until one day when I happened to be standing right
    next to the radio that I realized what they actually
    were. (And I thought they were pretty cool, when I
    did.)

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