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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Crawling out of trenches

    Artist: R.E.M.
    Real Lyric: Calling out in transit

    The story:

    This was actually was my younger sister's mishearing. I had been playing Murmur non-stop in my car for a couple months in the 80's so she had been hearing it a whole lot and it guess it seeped in. Then one day, independent of the car or R.E.M, she says, "Ya know, I really like that song about zombies crawling out of trenches." It took a while to figure out what song she was talking about. Granted Michael Stipe's famous mumbled vocals are prone to misinterpretation but I think this one deserves special commendation.

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