The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
Practicing for karaoke in the car, singing along with the CD...my husband was listening (he's my harshest critic) and all of a sudden he hit the pause button, saying, "Waitwaitwait, hold it a second!" --reverse--"Do that part again."--play. I pick it back up, get to those lines, and he dissolved into hysterics.
When he was able to speak again, he asked, "Do you seriously believe Shania Twain would sing about necrophilia? Really?"
I stopped and really thought about it, then realized what I'd been saying. To cover my own humiliation, I sniffed haughtily and replied, "Well--she said she covers her head. At least she's embarrassed about it!"
He had to stop the car...and we almost had to get the upholstery cleaned. *sigh!*
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Anonymous
Submitted on
1/13/2008 6:26 am
Age it happened
not specified
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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