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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    come on, be my baby puma

    Artist: Ed Sheeran
    Song: Shape of You
    Real Lyric: come on, be my baby, come on

    The story:

    I wasn't the one who heard this it was actually my
    daughter's friend who is 13. And the funny part
    was my 11 year old was arguing with her, saying
    "really? Geolee? Do you really think he wants a
    girl to be his baby Puma? What guy in the world
    wants a girl to be a baby puma?"

    I was dying.

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    Submitted by

    nabarad

    Submitted on

    1/23/2018 6:48 pm

    Age it happened

    42

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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