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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Come back as a boy trying to put lipstick on

    Artist: Selena Gomez
    Song: As A Blonde
    Real Lyric: Come back as a blonde, try a different lipstick on

    The story:

    I had no context, she says "Dress more like a boy"
    in the song, my mind filled in the rest I guess.

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    Submitted by

    Shinyember

    Submitted on

    8/18/2017 6:58 pm

    Age it happened

    not specified

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No

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