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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Cokeheads never have the time....

    Jump across the vagrant and the whore,
    Then a church is what we have in store...

    Honked down with the freaks and goons...

    Artist: Smashing Pumpkins
    Song: 1979
    Real Lyric: Cool kids never have the time....Double cross the vacant and the bored They're not sure just what we have in the store...Hung down with the freaks and the ghouls...
    The story:

    When I searched for and read the lyrics....

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    Submitted on

    10/18/2004 6:49 pm

    Age it happened

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    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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