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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Coffee, coffee, coffee pot!
    Fuchsia said that you'd be hot!
    Probably but probably not,
    Coffee made from coffee cream!

    Artist: E.S. Posthumus
    Song: Pompeii
    Real Lyric: Saevio saevio pessum transSewndum sed de potestasSurculus neo propinquoHaechostes par peior fas Pompeii!

    The story:

    I was never entirely convinced that these were the
    correct lyrics, but it was sure as heck what I
    heard when I listened.
    Things made a lot more sense once I came to the
    earth-shattering conclusion that the lyrics were in

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