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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Clinton is my daddy; Monica's my mother.

    Artist: Lana del Ray
    Real Lyric: Whitman is my daddy; Monaco's my mother.



    The story:

    I don't have a funny story. I looked up the lyrics one day
    because I thought that was what I heard and I had analyzed it
    and thought it made sense. She is American! She is the child
    of infidelity and it informs her whole persona! I think her being
    Clinton's and Monica's illegitimate daughter makes for much
    better lyrics, personally.

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