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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Cherry Pie
    Cherry Pie
    No he can't eat my cherry pie
    (she can eat it like nobody)
    Can't eat my
    Can't eat my
    No he can't eat my .......
    (she is gonna let nobody)

    Artist: Lady Gaga
    Song: Poker Face
    Real Lyric: Can't read myCan't read myNo he can't read my poker face(She's got me like nobody)Can't read myCan't read myNo he can't read my poker face(She is gonna let nobody)

    The story:

    my straight mother thought she was talking about eating her cherry pie....lol

    Even during the Superbowl.

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    Submitted by

    J2theEdge

    Submitted on

    3/29/2017 1:40 am

    Age it happened

    not specified

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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