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    "Cheap Wine" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Cold Chisel

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Cheap Wine" by Cold Chisel? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Cheap Wine" Lyrics

    Cheap wine and a three-legged goat
    Got my cheap wine and a female goat Che
    cheap wine and a chiko roll
    cheap wine and a female goat
    Cheap wine and a teenage goat
    cheap wine and a three-legged goat
    Cheap wine and it's really cold.
    Left it all behind for my Cheap wine and
    Once I smoked a dynamite cigar
    cheap wine and a three day grope
    Sheep, lion and a female goat
    I drove a fallen car
    cheap wine and a three legged goat
    cheap wine and a three-legged goat which
    cheap wine and a three legged goat
    Cheap wine and three gay goats.
    she's crying like a female goat
    "Blue cheap wine and a three day roast"
    bootscoot wild and a ce-ment pond
    Cheap wine and a teenage whore
    Cheap Wine and a Three-Litre-Coke
    cheap wine and a female goat
    She's wilder than a female goat!
    Cheap wine and I'm feeling gross.
    Cheap wine and a piano
    Cheap wine and a three day goat
    Cheap wine and a 3-day cold
    She's wilder than a female goat!
    She's wild like a three legged goat
    Got my cheap wine and a teenage whore Ch
    Cheap wine, and a pre-aged goat.
    Good cheap wine and a three legged goat

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