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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Celebrate we will
    Because life is short but sweet for certain
    We’re climbing to bite you
    To be sure these days continue

    Artist: Dave Matthews Band
    Song: Two Step
    Real Lyric: Celebrate we willBecause life is short but sweet for certainWe’re climbing two by twoTo be sure these days continue
    The story:

    I like to sing in the car...loudly. My friends who had also been
    singing, randomly stopped at just the right (wrong) moment. There
    I was belting out some verse describing celebratory cannibalism.
    My friends set me straight but after my verson the correct lyrics
    seem too benign.

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    Submitted by

    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    3/30/2006 9:38 am

    Age it happened

    16

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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