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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Celebrate... dance to the new day...

    Artist: Three Dog Night
    Song: Celebrate
    Real Lyric: Celebrate... dance to the music...



    The story:

    I was in Electronic Intelligence in the United States Air Force Security Service during the Vietnam Era. I had to have perfect hearing to be able to qualify for my job. When I got out, I went to graduate school. It required a hearing test. I could no longer hear high frequencies and had tonitus (spelling?). I couldn't, and can't, prove it was service related. However, I recently got hearing aides (same findings... can't hear high frequencies... and, guess what? tonitus...). Last week, I was driving to work wearing my new hearing apperatus; "Celebrate" came on, and I heard for the first time since it came out, "...dance to the music." Imagine my surprise, I had been hearing, "dance to the new day," for all those years. So, maybe wearing those damn headsets and listening to wierd noices did have something to do with my hearing loss. I know, this is not funny. However, it set me back when I saw the name of this article when I was searching just to get the date of when celebrate came out. It truly is a very small world.

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