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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    'Cause you can dance 'cause you the man

    Artist: White Zombie
    Real Lyric: More Human Than Human



    The story:

    I had been dancing in the middle of a friends living room, inebriated, and I started "singing" along with the music at the chorus when the other five people in the room (also drunk but sitting on the sofa and floor) looked at me strangely. When the song was over, I looked at the CD insert...

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