'Cause what would they say? We play in the nude.

The story:

Considering the lyric followed the line "We gotta hide what we're doing", I figured my childhood conclusion made perfect sense. In adulthood, convinced I had to be wrong, I listened more closely and figured out the actual lyrics. The song has been less interesting ever since. If only I'd paid attention to Tiffany's version, the truth would have come clearer earlier. Eh...probably not worth it.