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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    cause I haven't got time for a date
    I haven't got room for a date
    I haven't the need for a date
    Not since Ive known you

    Artist: Carly Simon
    Real Lyric: cause I haven't got time for the painI haven't got room for the painI haven't the need for the painNot since Ive known you



    The story:

    I was in the car with my wife listening to golden oldies when a song came on the radio that I happen to like. When it ended, I was trying to be funny and started singing the chorus, "I haven't got time for a date,I haven't got time for a fig, I haven't got time for a raisin, Not since I've known you.

    She looked at me and asked, "why on earth are you singing that?" I answered, "Because she's singing I haven't got time for a date. I figured one dried fruit was just as good as another to sing about"

    Every time she hears that song come on, she still laughs at me! I thought those were the lyrics until 2005!

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