'Cause I canter to you when it all falls apart

The story:

My friends and I were having an "Australian Idol Contest" and I chose this song. I started singing and in the chorus, my friend Nat turns to me and was like, Jackie, what is wrong with you?!! I denied that I was wrong until I went home and looked it up. Half the people at my school now make themselves sound like horses whenever I walk past. They'll never let me live it down.. Hah