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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    'Cause I am like a big strong cable
    I am like a girl, circumcised.

    Artist: Ours
    Song: Meet Me In The Tower
    Real Lyric: 'Cause I am like a big strong cableI am like a girl so soft inside.

    The story:

    I was singing along, and one of my friends asked about the lyrics. She thought they were crazy, but I just thought it was some very "interesting" imagery.
    Anyway, we looked them up, and I had been singing it wrong.

    Not that embarrassing, hey?

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    Submitted by

    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    6/27/2003 5:06 am

    Age it happened

    15

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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