Catch a bass; wash your hands.
Catch a bass; put it in the livewell.

The story:

I was on a fishing trip with my friend and I started singing that song, and he asked, "Is that a song or something?" I said, "It's Mystikal. Duh!" and he then started to laugh at me. I went over there to tell him to shut up and my fishing pole was just on the deck. It then fell into the water because there was a stupid fish on it, and I never got it back.