The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
It wasn't really an embarassing moment when I misheard them. I
was just listening to it one day and I turned to my friend and said,
"Dude, it is me or does it sound like he is saying "Captain Morgan,
every morning" After a close listen he smiled, looked me in the eye
and said "oh my god dude...it really does" At that moment we both
knew exactly what each other was thinking...and since that very day
we start every morning with a fifth of Morgan's. I've gained weight,
lost my job, my family and now I'm a full blown alcoholic. All
because I misheard one stupid little song lyric. Damn subliminal
messenges. Thanks Sugar Ray.
Submitted by
Anonymous
Submitted on
10/14/2007 8:39 pm
Age it happened
19
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
Yes
Was partying involved?
No
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