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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Can't get it up if my heart's not in it

    Artist: Oasis
    Song: The Importance of Being Idle
    Real Lyric: Give me a minute, A man's got a limitI Can't get a life if my heart's not in it

    The story:

    Actually, it wasn't me. It was (is) my mother. Sigh.

    She was loudly singing it around the house one day when I said "You know those aren't the right words, don't you?"

    Unfortunately, she completely refused to believe me, and for all I know still thinks those are the right words...

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    Submitted by

    neonlights

    Submitted on

    4/9/2008 7:13 am

    Age it happened

    not specified

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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