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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Can you take me higher?
    To a place where Linemen see

    Artist: Creed
    Song: Higher
    Real Lyric: Can you take me higher?To a place where blind men see

    The story:

    I always had this vision of a man singing while repairing telephones and the rest of the world was all rainbows and sunshine and people were holding hands and stuff.
    thanks for crushing my alternate universe dreams, lyrics site!!

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    Submitted by

    Tjaden95

    Submitted on

    2/18/2009 3:45 pm

    Age it happened

    13

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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    I always heard it that way too, but I pictured American Football linemen singing.

    demonslayer Dec 08, 2011 2:49 pm

    I accidentally typed wrong...It was supposed to be "LINEMEN SEE" sorry for thee inconvenience fine readers

    Tjaden95 Feb 24, 2009 9:13 pm

    I typed wrong again..."LINEMEN SING!!"

    Tjaden95 Feb 24, 2009 9:13 pm

    I accidentally typed wrong...It was supposed to be "LINEMEN SEE" sorry for thee inconvenience fine readers

    Tjaden95 Feb 24, 2009 9:13 pm