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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    By day give thanks
    By night be weird
    Half the world is weakness
    The other in fear

    Artist: Suzanne Vega
    Song: Night Vision
    Real Lyric: By day give thanksBy night bewareHalf the world in sweetnessThe other in fear
    The story:

    I really liked the part, "Half the world is weakness / The other in fear" and used it in my MSN username, only to have a friend point out that the sentence was ungrammatical. I found the real lyrics and we had a good laugh over it. She refuses to let me forget it, even when I produced this site's url to prove I'm not the only one who mishears lyrics!

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    Submitted by

    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    9/20/2004 9:07 am

    Age it happened

    25

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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