But you misread my mean and mild menu

The story:

I listened to the Greatest Hits album hundreds of times over around age 10 or so - and this song was by far my favorite. I was singing it at the top of my lungs my senior year in college when my roommates asked for clarification on the words. I can still picture us all doubled over, laughing so hard we were crying -- even though at that point I STILL didn't know what the real lyrics were.