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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    But you misread my mean and mild menu

    Artist: Elton John
    Real Lyric: But you misread my meaning when I met you

    The story:

    I listened to the Greatest Hits album hundreds of times over around age 10 or so - and this song was by far my favorite. I was singing it at the top of my lungs my senior year in college when my roommates asked for clarification on the words. I can still picture us all doubled over, laughing so hard we were crying -- even though at that point I STILL didn't know what the real lyrics were.

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