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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    But when we're through you'll get erect

    Artist: Captain Jack
    Song: Sir Yes Sir
    Real Lyric: But when we're through you'll get a rest
    The story:

    The line, as I mis-heard it, was the only line I acually remembered, aside from the refrain of "yes sir yes sir". I didn't even know the song name, until recently, just the artist. For two years I searched for the sing from time to time, telling all my friends about the song with the overt military eroticism (other lines included suggestive but not so explicit: "Move your *** to my command/ Or do you wanna feel my hand"). Finally I found it. I listened to it. I frowned. I listened again. I looked up the lyrics online. And then I sadly reported to my friends that no, it was all in my head, that the line that turned subtext into, well, text.. was a mis-hearing on my part.

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