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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    But we're cutting up the bug and so
    you glove me, you glove me

    Artist: Indigo Girls
    Real Lyric: But we're cutting up the rug andI know you love me, you love me



    The story:

    It wasn't embarrassing, just really puzzling. I must admit I misheard the entire song, but nothing as completely as this. It does make sense -- if I was dissecting a bug, I'd want to have gloves on too. I couldn't, however, figure out how mutilating an insect could make a night a peaceful or why you'd have to wear the right kinda shoes (Another mishearing). A look at the lyric sheet made me realize I probably should look into a hearing aid. Or interesting medication.

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