The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
I was trying to impress this chick at Happy Days 
in Gastonia NC (the bartender) on karaoke night 
and accidentally said that.  Unfortunately I was 
with a couple of friends from my Young Republicans 
Club, and they started accusing me of watching 
MSNBC or as we call, Making Some New Brainless 
Creatures (Bourgeois is a term that socialists use 
for the ones that actually put people to work aka 
the business owners in the private sector NOT 
government. This ALMOST got me kicked out of Young 
Republicans. Unfortunately, for me some of my 
friends were wearing Romney Paul Buttons and as I 
was trying to explain myself to the bartender. As 
I was getting a Sprite (I was the Designated 
Driver because Republicans are all about Personal 
Responsibility). Lets say I did not get the 
bartender's number due to my friends' behavior at 
the bar.
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Submitted on
7/17/2014 9:25 am
Age it happened
34
Better than original?
No
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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